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hey guys please read this and smile all the way through even though its probably through gritted teeth..but please accept my 1000 apologies for making you read it all..you only have to read it once and it applies to all my other stuff n things :0)

Please please please guys read all the details before you bid .. if you need to ask me a question..no problem ..just type me..and ill type you..easy and nice.. (as long as its not about sport)..i try my best to describe my items as they are .. the rumor is im only human .. im very friendly, honest, cute, fluffy around the edges and my only addictions are ebaying ,cold toast  tomatoes and platform wedges..so if youve got got a problem and you need help.. then ...you can call the A Team..ONLY JOKING!..please just let me know first.. its not that difficult......if you have any intention to leave uncalled for, weird, unnecessary, unfriendly, untrue LIES ..aaaarrgh!  SOMEBODY STOP ME.. feedback comments..or even in the case of YET ANOTHER new ebayer person who doesnt know how to work a belt buckle ..cant read a description and only pays UK postage for delivery in the good ole USA and calls me CONFUSING!!!!!!even when i go out of my way to help her or the most recent genius..NO YOU CANT BID AND WIN AN ITEM THEN LEAVE NEG FEEDBACK FOR POSTAGE WHEN ITS CLEARLY STATED IN THE DESCRIPTION..Postage is NOT just a price of the stamp...its a 12 mile journey to the posty, jiffy bags, envelopes, tissue paper, bubble wrap, paper, pen, sticky tape,printer cartridge, certificates, proof of postage..do I need to go on..You get the picture!! ...so .if you dont like the terms then you really dont have to bid!!... WE... as in us fellow ebayers are generally so scrummy and nice.. im sure we can sort anything out..(with the exception of any queries or questions on sport ..oh! and dont ever ask me for a piece of MY cold toast and tomatoes either)....so..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GUYS  REMEMBER IT IS EBAY POLICY TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOUR TRADE PARTNER TO SORT OUT ANY PROBLEMS SO NOBODY HAS TO HAVE STINKY NEGATIVE OR NEUTRAL FEEDBACK...SO JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM i cant read minds and my psychic abilities are a little underdeveloped...so just contact me..and i dont mean telepathically..then together we will sort it..then we can all be super duper shiney happy people together...with all that said and done..lets have fun..happy ebaying kids...xxx

Inconceivable!! arrrrgh!! even after all the above you have just read some other genius..ray of light..or whatever you want to call them has just done the exact opposite...what is so difficult to understand...am i typing in gobble-de-goop..???

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